I stole this from one of my followers, but I thought it was cute. Enjoy :-)
Twas the night before Yuletide
and all through the realm,
No immortal was stirring,
Not one at the helm.
The gods were passed out all snug in their beds
while visions of bifrost danced in their heads.
Frigga was tossing as Odin did snore,
While Loki was planning just how to prank Thor.
He found the winged helmet and filled it with glue
and put lots of honey in each one of Thor’s shoes.
Then soundlessly Loki took out Thor’s new pants
And filled up the bottom with six dozen fire ants.
While outside a blustery snow storm did brew,
It meant nothing at all to the frost giant blue.
So over the rooftops the trickster did creep
To Thor’s chimney to dump manure down in a heap.
He took all Thor’s gifts from under the tree
and gave them away to some charity.
Still feeling the need to do some more Mischief,
He cut off the hair of Thor’s girlfriend, Sif.
Knowing that soon there would be Hel to pay,
He harnessed up Sleipnir to Odin’s best sleigh.
Then he exclaimed as he rode out of sight,
“Merry Yuletide to all, and to all a good night!”
Merry Yuletide, Mortals!!!! :D