There is this one memory I have when I was little, I walked into the kitchen and my mom (who was making hard boiled eggs) looked down and said something to me. 
I have no clue what she said, nor why I remember it. Don't ask why I told you.
I guess that maybe deep down I figure that if I were to write an autobiography that would be the beginning. Then later on I might go onto the whole: "I was born in a black family in Mississippi." Of course I wasn't but I'm paraphrasing Steve Martin in 'The Jerk'. (Neither was he.)

Thats everything you need to know about me in a nutshell. I bet that if I gave you a "How well do you know me?" test you would do better than most of my friends. The reason being that until today I had never told anyone about that memory. 

Okay, okay I'll get to the juicy part about my life:

I have never been in love. Well except for this one time there was this jellybean and well I couldn't stop thinking about it. As far as I know I like boys. 

Most important thing you can know about me is this:  I love stories and I love to laugh.