Before you ask, I do not like green eggs and ham. 

Unsuccessfully trying to adult ✌

Life is seriously better in a world of fiction and fictional characters. They're some of the best role models a girl can have. 

"No thanks.  I don't touch food unless it's from one of my four basic food groups-sugars, fats, preservatives, and artificial flavorings." Katie Weldon in a Christy Miller Series book I have (I can't remember which one)