Hey!
If you really want to get to know me then you'll have to drink the pink guava while unzipping the grey koala and going to Australia.
But of course before doing that you must mouse click the cow on the chinese 2A book, the dog will drive the car with a really big head, bigger than the car and then the phone cleaners will go and sing opera in the open, waking up every little mouse, plus it’s halloween therefore we can take florescent rubber bands and shoot them at milking monkeys and they will do the sexy can can dance while vacuuming your carpet, but of course that is unless you can add 2+2 and get a blackberry with a chopper hat.
You see the world is full of amazing stuff!
But obviously you have to cut the wooden elephant that could possibly light the candle to make clay dolls that can be painted with natural paint.
Post-its also play an important role because they can clip your hair and yet you can take glasses and calculate it onto a hair straightener which can cause a chilling fish to fly up and eat your banana and baked beans, which will possibly put a racoon on your face and cause you to want to wash your face and apply mascara on at the SAME TIME!!!
It's hard to explain much about me, but I think you should know that babies are born without knee caps and mosquitos are more attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas.
:)
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