Just a lost baby fuckling trying to find its way back to its mother fuck. 

I don't really like a lot of things.

One of the few things I enjoy is swearing. 

My parents think that "gosh" is a fucking swearword. 

You see my problem.

You've probably already guessed that my parents are devout Christians.

Me ... Well, I'll let them keep thinking that I'm one of them. 

That way I don't have to attend every service they can possibly make it to.

I only have to go one a week.

Yay for me.

Check out my instagram @grassgoalsofficial for all the cool grass photos and sappy puns.

I hope to die soon. 

This is mah tresh account. I'm not gonna link my other because that would be meh. 

Just like message me or smth I have no friends so I'm always up for chatting about whatever and trying to give non-shitty advice. 

Yay.