Just a girl who writes in order to procrastinate studying or other 'adulting' things like laundry or grocery shopping. Also currently having an early quarter-life crisis on top of the existential crisis I've been having since I was 12. 

My name is April. I'd love to think I'm like April from Parks and Rec, but I'm more like April Kepner from Grey's Anatomy.

I have an unhealthy obsession with purple and I can't cook to save my life.

Favorite Books: The Book Thief and I am Malala.
Favorite Artists: Bishop Briggs and Twenty-One Pilots
Favorite Show: Mad Men
Favorite Movie: Princess Bride
Favorite Food: Pad Thai

I try not to be too cliche, but there's only so much that I can do.
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sardonicoptimist sardonicoptimist Jul 07, 2019 03:21AM
Hi :) Been out for a while....apparently graduating college is crazy busy! Anyway, started a new story if you want to check it out!
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