Hello!!! *waves like an idiot* As you can see, I am satan's personal butler. (Hell no, the bastard serves me). A little bit about me summed up into one sentence:

I am not normal.

There, it's out of the way. 

Anywho, I'm not new to wattpad, this is my second account. My first one, @ShamelesslyImperfect, is overrun stories so I'm putting my others here. I write all genres, except bubbly teen fiction, but mostly stick with fantasy, sci fi and historical. I have three stories of varying genres on my first account and one paranormal short story. Here I'm planning a new story called The Red World, so stay tuned!

Here are some of my fandoms (I can't put them all, I have too many): 

SuperWhoLock
Penny Dreadful (watch it)
Game of Thrones
The Walking Dead
The Originals
Turn
The Last Ship 
MARVEL!!!!! (I'm a tiny bit obsessed)
Firefly and Serenity (if you've watched the Avengers and don't know what these two are we're going to have to have a talk)
Gravity Falls (don't judge meh)
Hetalia
Tri-Star (Star Wars, Star Trek and Stargate)
LotR and the Hobbit
aaaaaaand many more!

My music is usually rock (Halestorm, In This Moment, The Pretty Reckless, Theory of a Deadman) but I'm a sucker for Kansas, Blue Oyster Cult, and the Eagles. 

One of my favorite things to do is have pants-less karaoke night with my best friend. I live on Nutella and beaver nuggets. (Meh, I'm gunna die anyway). My head is usually stuck up in the clouds or planning homicide. 

17 years of hell and still going! I'm also bisexual and single, kinda ready to mingle so step right up folks!! 

Fun Fact of the Day: At my funeral everyone will wear white and eat Taco Bell. Don't ask why. 

To my first friend on Wattpad, I'm looking at you Jessie, I love you!! *hugs you from the computer screen* Stay gold girl!!

*hugs everyone else reading this* For someone who pretends not to have any emotions or soul, I get really emotional online. *sniff*