A beach, in Michigan, is all about... the commodities. It's what you make it. And if you make the right decisions, a beach in Michigan can actually be- a good decision. So just grab a pack of tacos, grab a tall boy of some sort of lemonade and-i-just-you know-drink, drink in the fact that you're on a beach, in Michigan. Cause the waves suck...man the waves suck. 

Obviously I agree i-

Cheers-*cheers with taco*
Michigan. 
Where the sand is hot- the sun is shining- the tacos are flying down the throats. And the tall boys are getting warmer. And little kids are watching me talk   -how you doing-   there's nothing like--being on a beach in Michigan. Cause i- you get- you have the opportunity to wear sunglasses that make everything actually brighter. But you know what? I look cool. And that's why I'm here, I'm here to make sure that everyone knows...that I'm a cool guy. I'm confident enough to wear a button down shirt,, on a beach in Michigan. I'm almost confident enough to wear shorts that are way too short-on a beach- in Michigan, and and and socks? Forget about it. I will roll with whatever socks, I grab first.
*bites taco*
On a beach..in Michigan. That's what I love about this place. Ya know? They accept you for who you are. If you wanna dream big you dream big. You wanna be a beach? But you're in Michigan? You be a beach. You Michigan beach. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter if you're black or white.
*bites taco*