"you're not really writing until you're pretty sure you're the shittiest writer who ever lived." 



"i made words out of air." - Kevin Crossley-Holland, King of Middle March



maybe the worst writer on wattpad, maybe not. may have the sickest sense of humor in the universe, maybe not. probably the gayest, but sometimes the straightest. sometimes very sociable, oftentimes the rudest person on earth, sorry about that.



my books are my books are my books are my books. read or don't, your choice. vote or not, your choice. still, millions of thanks in advance if you liked and voted and commented and may marshmallows forever rain upon you with their fluffy sweetness.



ciao! ;) #taygetsthegay #obviously #bythewayilovelaughingatmyownjokes #doyouguysdothat