Sebastian Black

Hey! Where r u? Dead or Alive??

Oi

R u evn alive??

R u evn alive??

Long time no speak. How you doing?

You know, it's not gentlemanly to not reply to people.... SpongeBob would not approve.

Are ju oki?

Where hast thou gone?

Did you find your college????

Long long back, thither hath lived a bootless mortal. Although that gent wast as worthwhile as nuts in chocolate, that gent hadst a meritorious way with words. 
          Once that gent hath said, "I'm not afraid of death", at which hour the listener wast insensate and perturbed. An ingenious way with words, forsooth, for his colloquy could has't placebos cure cancer.  
          
          
          Isn't it deliriously hilarious how he suddenly turned into an utter asshole? Like what the hell bruh, you don't disappear off the face of earth without an explanation! AND ON TOP OF THAT YOU DON'T FUCKING VOTE FOR BILLIONS OF STORIES AND NOT RESPOND TO ME! 
          I understand you're feeling low, and I have a teensy weensy idea why. What I don't understand is MERESE KYA PROBLEM HAI?? Do you actually think I'd judge you? Over something as petty as THAT? 
          I don't give a dead flea about your aggregate. Stop moping and come face people, please. I understand that you may need some time to yourself, but tell me, is anything in the world worth not hearing from my awesome self in days? Weeks? Obviously not. 
          I pray thee, Signior. Please. It's a request, and it's a demand. 
          
          PS for going MIA (excuse the pun), fuck you very much.