Alan Resnick has wiggle tests. Whoever said he didn't have wiggle tests was LYING!
Hello! Howdy! Hi! It's a pleasure to meet you. You can call me Evan. 
I never know what to put in these "About Me" sections, so bear with me.
I'm an enthusiast of betta fish, books that I'll probably never read, foreign films, tattoos, cacti (even though I'm terrible at keeping plants alive), German Shepherds, writing (wow! I would've never guessed!), sunflower seeds, photography, painting faces, and the likes.
I'm a big fan of Alan Resnick, Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros, Hippo Campus, the Hippocampus, Monty Python, Old Spice products, and anything by Stephen King.
If you have any questions for me, ask away! As Drew Monson says, "leave me a comment, I'm very lonely."