A dreamer and a lover.

Alright people, let's start it at the beginning one last time.

My name is milkybarlover (not really, it would've been weird), I was bitten by a spider (like a normal one when I was a kid but I hope that you get the reference).

I am just a rude piece of shit so full of herself that it scares the crap out of many people (Do i look like i care about it, not that you have seen me but whatever). 

Yesss..... I am single.
You needa be hella amazing to change that.

Some people lie but they're looking for magic
I feel alive when I'm close to the madness. 
And madness follows where I go.

And that, people, is how you write a badass bio.