Greetings! Well it seems you made it to my profile. Expect progressive and classic rock everywhere. I post all kinds of fanfics and stories all about the various dorks that make up our favorite rock bands.

• Steve Winwood is a precious cinnamon roll
• So is Jon Anderson
• The most boring bassist award goes to the amazing John Deacon
• Fact: You will most likely get sucked into the black hole that is Brian May's hair
• Tony Banks is quite possibly the most salty person in rock but we forgive him
• You will never be as fabulous as David Bowie
• Or Marc Bolan
• We all wish we were Roger Taylor's car
• And we wish David Gilmour would have washed his hair
• And that John Lennon and Paul McCartney would have confessed their obvious love for each other
• When life gives you lemons, do what Robert Plant does and write a song full of innuendoes about them
• Never underestimate the craziness of Peter Gabriel
• And don't forget to summon the dark lord Satan, Jimmy Page