I'm a human and a female and I love
Quotes, reading (obviously) and being sarcastic

That is all you need to know

'Never say goodbye because goodbye means going away and going away means forgetting'

'Your mad. Bonkers. Off your head... but I'll tell you a secret...all the best people are'

'Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company'

'No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar'

'Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday'

'Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is; we'll find it'