sexy_wooden_spoon
just heard about sexism. not gooddd
sexy_wooden_spoon
sexy_wooden_spoon
NEW PROFILE PICTURE!! TRY NOT TO CREAM YOURSELF WHEN YOU SEE IT!!!
sexy_wooden_spoon
Should I update my profile picture to something a little more scandalous??
sexy_wooden_spoon
there's deadass a rat under my bed
sexy_wooden_spoon
Wattpad is a very strange place because it's so secretive that not even my closest friends know about it, so if an author just disappears, we literally have no way of knowing why. like your house could burn down, or you could die, and NOBODY would know why you didn't update your fanfiction.
sexy_wooden_spoon
@summer_noir there's not too many gay strippers that male MILLIONS, so I'm sure I could find you.
dearkani
@sexy_wooden_spoon i could be a gay stipper and make millions but you wouldn't know who i am-
sexy_wooden_spoon
I FOUND ME A CURLY BOY WE ARE IN LOVE (HE DOESNT KNOW IT YET)
sexy_wooden_spoon
guys where can I find a tall, awkward, brown curly hair, good grades, gamer boyfriend with veiny hands????,
sexy_wooden_spoon
ID NEVER GET ON MY KNEES FOR A MAN EXCEPT JIMMY FALLON THAT MAN CAN HAVE ME AND STORE ME IN HIS BASEMENT I AM FULLY DEVOTED WHENEVER YOU NEED ME
sexy_wooden_spoon
BROKE PEOPLE SHOULD NEVER LAUGH
DysphoricNyx
@sexy_wooden_spoon Ooh cool- I had like a thousand bucks but my mom bORROWED IT AND NEVER PAID ME BACK. THE DISRESPECT
sexy_wooden_spoon
I bet technoblade doesn't just read and interact with the fanfics I bet he writes them too.
