Enjoy the calm before the storm.

Because I've arrived.

Welcome to my profile random browser of the Internet.

I am here, in true Lemony Snicket fashion, to tell you to delete your internet history (again) so that you may never have the misfortune to stumble upon my profile again.

As an extra precautionary measure you may want to destroy your browsing devise and possibly burn your house. You can never be too careful.

Are you gone yet? Nope (don't pop the p) ? Okay fine. Welcome to a world filled with idiocy (quite a bit of it might I add), occasional humour, deep thoughts, me obsessing over Sherlock aaaaand death and despair. Although would despair really happen after death? I don't know but for the sake of avoiding controversy I shall say despair and death (doesn't have the same ring to it though).

Any way, you clearly have more important things to do so I shall be off.

Screw all of you(only joking) and I hope to make your acquaintance later. 

See you.

Later.

Bye.