Hi! My name is shebes and I write stories about the random shit my mind pukes out at inconvenient times throughout the day... I'm telling you, it's very inconvenient.  Ideas will just spew from my brain when I'm sitting on the toilet, cutting onions, holding a snake, feeding my frog, anytime, really. 

Well, I guess this area of blank white space beneath my profile picture is supposed to encase interesting, exciting information about my interesting, exciting life. So I'll go ahead and give you the deets.  But, the only problem is that my life is neither interesting nor exciting.  BUT, For the sake of making use of this beautiful white space that is just BEGGING to be filled with word vomit, I will attempt to inform you about the strange, probably-not-that-interesting, member of the human race and dweller of earth that is myself. 

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My real name is completely unnecessary for you to know.  So just give me whatever name you feel like and imagine me singing, "Hi! My name is, what? My name is, who? My name is--chigga, chigga-- {insert name here}."

I am the proud owner of two frogs, a possessed guinea pig, and a dwarf hamster that thinks it is a marathon runner.

I am the future proud owner of a colony  of Madagascar hissing cockroaches (told you I was strange), a horse (it WILL HAPPEN, but first I must become a millionaire), a snake (or two, or three, or twelve), and two camels. 

I love creepy things, aka Creepypastas, paranormal ANYTHING, and ghost stories.  I also love snakes and spiders and have a profound respect for all things creepy-crawly.  Someday, I would love to own a small collection of reptiles and arthropods.  

I love all animals, except for mosquitoes. If you are a mosquito: get out. You have no purpose in this world. DIE, MOTHERFUCKER. 

I love scifi, and my favorite TV shows are Ghost Adventures, Sherlock, Supernatural, and Falling Skies. I just got Netflix. I now have no life. 

I will admit, I am a Stan and my favorite movie is 8 Mile.