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@okayiplier WTF!!

Sup. Mate!  #shrek

girls like girls like boys do nothin new

B my friend
          

When did we hit 3.1K reads, THATS FREAKING INSANE YOU GUYS ARE AMAZING

Why the heck is everyone awake to read my stories. We have school tomorrow, GO BACK TO BED YOU GOOFS

HEY I JUST POSTED A NEW ONE SHOT WAKE UP 
          nah jk go back to sleep it's trash 
          Plus sleep is important, it's not healthy if your exhausted all the time. 
          U silly bean 
          <3

 #allhailtheonionking

 #allhailtheonionking

Me: gonna take a break! Won't update until Friday!! 
          Brain: post a new chapter 
          Me: why? 
          Brain: u gotta 
          Me:but
          Brain: NEW CHAOOPTTTTERRRR