I don't have time to write my whole bio here so I'll just write this:

I need a hand to write, a leg to walk and you to live..

The first time I saw you was the last time I saw my heart.

Real love stories never have a happy endings because real love stories never end.

You and I are the same. Perfect in our own weird way.

God bless the broken road that lead me straight to you.

People ask me why it's so hard to trust people, and I ask them why it's so hard to keep a promise.

Giving up doesn't always mean you are weak. Sometimes it means 
that you are strong enough to let go

I'm not beautiful like you, I'm beautiful like me.

I used to be schizophrenic but we're OK now.

We were given: Two hands to hold. To legs to walk. Two eyes to see. Two ears to listen. But why only one heart? Because the other was given to someone else. For us to find. 

Some of the greater things in life are unseen thats why you close your eyes when you kiss, cry, or dream.

Give her two red roses, each with a note. The first note says: 'For the woman I love,' and the second, 'For my best friend.'.

Someone asked me: 'So, why do you like him so much?' But before I could even reply; my best friend put het hand over my mouth and said:         'Don't even get her started.'

Just because somebody doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have

I'm no diva I'm no queen I'm just the cutest princess you've ever seen

I'm so good at cooking: the smoke alarm cheers me on

If you think Barbie is perfect just remember: she ended up with a man with plastic balls

if barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?

I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar

If at first you dont succeed, sky diving is not for you

am I the only one who yells Run forest, run! when someone is running?

Who could forget Spongebob's face when he found out Squidward likes krabby patties

xD