What the...? 

How did you find me?

What do you want?

To know a little about me?

Well then, why didn't you say so?

Come on in, make yourself at home. Forgive me for the mess, I didn't know I was having a visitor.

So, uh...what do you want to know?

My name?

Oh...uh, I'm not sure if I can give that to you. Okay, as long as you promise not to tell another soul, I suppose I can give it to you.

You promise?

Oh, alright then, my name is Emma, but hush, not a word to anyone.

You want to know where I'm from too?

Don't want much do you. Well, Again, I can tell you, but you gotta keep it quiet, we can't have the whole world knowing.

You promise?

Fine, I'll tell you. In the UK, there's a country where dragons still exist. It's filled with valleys and mountains. Towns and cities. Daffodils and leeks. Sheep and sheep. See where I'm going with this? Yes, I am from Wales. 

You want to know what I like to do now?

Gosh, you are one nosy bugger! 

Fine, fine, I suppose I can tell you. I like reading, writing...

What do you mean, no shit?

You are too cheeky.

I also love being random.

Obviously? 

How is it obvious?

I've basically been talking to myself through the whole of my profile?

Well, then.

But seriously, feel free to message me, I don't bite. Well, unless you're chocolate, but I highly doubt a Galaxy bar would be messaging me. 

Also, please don't advertise your books on my page, it will only get deleted. I have a book where you can do all that, but only in that one book, unless, of course, you want your comment to be deleted.

Anyway, I think that's enough for now. Like I said, if you want to know more, message me, unless your name is Galaxy, cause you know, I think you should run if you are.

Yeah, I'm gonna shut up now. Enjoy your stay, in my mind mwahahahaha!!!