simon / simm
• trans boy, he/him only

love? stinky.
my outstanding friends:
@waywaspen
@MoonIsAllISee
@TobyTheBookGerm
@peachygorI
@angelzero5

(check them out!! I'm sure they'd appreciate it. I'd also love new friends :))) )

See my stories to know what I'm interested in! 

Favorite friend quotes I'll never forget:

"I'M A BEAST AYE, I'M A BEAST AYE"

"No more Simon says..."

"I'm Cath-Leo"

"These aren't jeans, they're my blue pants."

"I've got a lot of ass to fit in this chair and it ain't gonna fit if the table's there"

"Dani just wants coochie, not a kingdom to run"

"Allison's always pictured shirtless because that's just how she wants to be"

"ooh I'd love to ejaculate into a can of spaghetti-o's"

"What will you remember me by?"
*pointing to heater* "I'm a dirty bitch"

"We stab"

"Excuse me, Dan Howell is MY mans"

"Goodnight San Francisco"