I'm a devious chibi who's currently going through nasty caffeine withdrawal and is therefore, entirely ridiculous ninety percent of the time. I prefer to stay at home and write or read, only going out when a robotic clone will not suffice as a substitute for my presence. I spend most of my day in a world of my own creation wondering why the heck I haven't put it on paper yet so I could at least get some gain out of being delusional. I've been described as looking like a Disney princess, which my various enemies find insulting because, as if being destroyed by a girl half their size wasn't bad enough, she's got to look like a girly little thing too. In reality, I'm a tiny little James Bond who can blend into the sidewalk if she chooses. Or get elbowed in the face cuz no one realizes I'm there. When I'm not plotting something mischievous, I'm busy reading so that I can plot more mischief later. Social functions are test runs for escape plans plotted at ten o'clock at night when I should be sleeping. My works have nothing in common except a guy and a girl who fall in love and some seriously dry humor with a healthy dose of sarcasm. Wait, when did this turn into a grocery list? Oh well. CAFFEINE!