How does a......





Ragtag volunteer army in need of a shower somehow defeat a global superpower? How do we emerge victorious from the quagmire leave the battlefield waving betsy ross's flag higher? YO! Turns out we have a secret weapon an immigrant you know and love who's unafraid to step in. He's constantly confusing confounding the British henchmen, EVERYONE GIVE IT UP FOE ANERICA'S FAVORITE FIGHTING FRENCHMAN.. LAFAYETTE! IM TAKING THESE HORSES BY THE REINS MAKING RED COATS REDDER WITH BLOOD STAINS! LaFaYeTtE! AND IM NEVER GONNA STOP UNTIL I MAKE  'EM DROP BURN 'EM UP AND SCATTER THEIR REMAINS IM.. LAFAYETTE! WATCH ME ENGAGIN 'EM, IN ESCAPIN 'EM ENRAGING 'EM, IM..LAFAYETTE! I GO TO FRANCE FOR MORE FUNDS.. LAFAYETTE! I COME BACK WITH MORE.. Guns and ships, and so the ballad shifts, we rendezvous with rochambeau consolidate their gifts. We  can end this war in yorktown cut them off at sea but, for this to succeed there is someone else we need. I know. HAMILTON! SIR HE KNOWS WHAT TO DO IN A TRENCH INGENUITIVE AND FLUENT IN FRENCH, I MEAN.. HAMILTON! SIR YOURE GONNA HAVE TO USE HIM EVENTUALLY WHATS HE GONNA DO ON THE BENCH I MEAN?! NO ONE HAS MORE RESILIENCE OR MATCHES MY PRACTICAL TACTICAL BRILLIANCE. HAMILTON. U WANNA FIGHT FOR YOUR LAND BACK. HAMILTON! I NEED MY RIGHT HAND BACK. UH GET YOUR RIGHT MAN BACK I NNOW YOU GOTTA GET YOUR RIGHT HAND MAN BACK. I KNOW YOU GOTTA PUT SOME THOUGHT INTO THE LETTER BUT THE SOONER THE BETTER TO GET YOUR RIGHT HAND MAN BACK.. Alexander Hamilton, troops are waiting in the field for you, if you join us right now together we can turn the tiiiiddee, oh alexander hamilton, I have soldiers who will yield for you, if we manage to get this riiighht , they'll surrender by early light the world will never be the same, Alleexxaaannndderrrr