skilledbroker

I can't get it up for headless chicks,  or just heads,  for that matter.

skilledbroker

@bartends 
          	  
          	  *  izaya's own,  reddish brown hues narrowed and his smirk didn't falter for even a second.  the ex-bartender cracking his knuckles didn't phase him in the slightest as he gripped his knife in his pocket.  *  Of course I didn't,  but of course you don't know that.  You're far too stupid to know why I had her head to begin with.  You'd never understand and I'm not going to explain it~  *  he mused then took another step closer.  *
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sworntohate

• his gaze fell onto them when they moved a step closer, his gaze narrowing immensely by that fact when he cracked his knuckles. prepared to at least swing at them if they tried to take another step towards him. •  why ? you saying you never did ? then again, it makes sense. nothing can surpass your obsession with humans. 
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skilledbroker

@bartends 
          	  
          	  Celty's head?  You think I cared about that thing?  *  the broker couldn't help but snicker at that,  his eyes shutting as he shook his head.  then he smirked smugly at shizuo once more,  stepping closer to him.  *  Why the /hell/ would I care about /that/?  
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russianrpk

“the only thing that comforts me about you is knowing that when you die you’ll be where you belong — with the maggots. stop sending weird packages to my apartment, i know they’re from you and i’m not opening a single one.”

russianrpk

@skilledbroker | that scowl quickly turned into a heated, hateful glare. “ajin aren’t monsters,” he snapped in reply, turning his head away. they knew the other was just messing with him, trying to get a reaction.. and dammit, it was working. it always worked. and orihara was right, unfortunately, to a degree. “whatever then. maybe i’ll just kill you without care and then overthrow the human race,” nagai replied flatly. he wasn’t being serious, of course, but he wasn’t really joking either.
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skilledbroker

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@IMMORTALICS 
            
            "Do you really want me dead /that/ much?  Am I /that/ irritating?"  Izaya asked the ajin lowly,  holding his arms out to the sides.  There was a certain glint in his reddish brown eyes and a smirk tugged at his lips.  "Go ahead.  Kill me,  if you really want to!  But,  if you do that,  you'll just demonstrate how /awful/ you ajin can be.  If you kill me,  an innocent human,  you'll be painted as a monster.  Well,  /more/ of a monster than you already are."
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russianrpk

@skilledbroker | the ajin promptly scowled. “you’re just trying to thank me? well. there. you said it. and i / told you / that day — i don’t want any gifts from you.. idiot.” it annoyed nagai immensely, orihara’s stubbornness and refusal to listen to anything he said. “you’re so irritating i could kill you.”
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TENTATIIO

"Can you get out of the way? I can't really walk through you, now can I?"

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@-kyuketsuki 
            
            "Kid?"  Izaya put his free hand down into his jacket pocket as he watched the other man,  smiling lightly to himself.  "Do I really look that young?"  He laughed a bit then tilted his head.  After studying the stranger for a moment,  he rose an eyebrow.  "Is everything alright,  sir?"  He asked,  sounding mildly amused.
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TENTATIIO

↪▎ @skilledbroker 
            
            Roman eyed the man across from him, staggeringly aware of his heartbeat even from where he stood. He wrapped his arms around himself tightly and willed his skin to look less pale. "It's fine. Just keep your eyes open, kid." He murmured, walking past the other man, hoping he wouldn't notice how vigorously his body had been shaking.
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skilledbroker

@-kyuketsuki 
            
            "Ah.."  The informant rose an eyebrow before he smiled lightly.  Lifting his phone,  he quickly stepped to the side.  "That's my bad!  Sorry,  I wasn't paying much attention."
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inftuadeath

is  that  a  knife  you  have  there  ?

skilledbroker

@nlhuman 
            
            How do you know you'll be happy in the afterlife?  If getting to do what you want in the afterlife is your basis for suicide then..  that's just stupid.  What if there's nothing in the afterlife except for darkness,  hm?
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inftuadeath

&&.  @skilledbroker  /  .  yep  .  *  he  gave  him  a  small  nod  .  a  quiet  hum  left  his  lips  .  *  let  me  put  it  like  this  .  why  should  I  live  in  this  cruel  world  of  prolonging  suffering  ?  in  the  afterlife  you  can  be  happy  and  get  everything  you  want  ,  so  why  not  go  ?
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skilledbroker

@nlhuman 
            
            Kill you?  *  that got the young man to raise an eyebrow,  glancing down at the knife he was holding.  he turned it slightly in his hand.  *  Why do you want to be killed?
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enamordel

what secrets do you hold?

skilledbroker

@enamordel 
            
            How would not caring whether I'm interesting or not get tiring,  hm? 
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enamordel

@skilledbroker
            
                   you mean you couldn’t care less?  doesn’t that get...  tiring?
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skilledbroker

@enamordel 
            
            Boring?  I think I'm far from boring,  personally..  but,  in the end,  I could care less.  I prefer witnessing interesting people over being interesting myself. 
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nutzos

WOAH  THERE!   where  do  ya  think  ya  goin'  !?

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@nutzos 
            
            It does sound like it,  yes!  *  izaya agreed with the young lady.  he smirked to himself and watched her before following along with his hands in the pockets of his tacky coat.  *  Do you mind telling me your name?  
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nutzos

great!  OH,  this  is  goin'  to  be  so  much  FUN!  *  she  let  out  a  tiny  squeal,  bringing   her  fun gun up to her  shoulder  *  come  on,  before  anyone  finds  me  and  realizes  i'm  up  to  no  good.  *  with  that,  she  happily skipped  down  the  street *
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skilledbroker

@nutzos 
            
            Ooh!  Bank robbing?  That sounds fun!  *  then he shook his head and lifted a hand up.  *  No,  no.  I'm not interested in telling or joining in. Though,  I wouldn't mind watching.  
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russianrpk

there were two things kei valued most in his life; his privacy and his freedom, both which had been a long fight for (which he was / still / fighting for, occasionally), and so to have either exploited really set him on the edge of a cliff he was very familiar with. but just because it was familiar didn’t make the sight of it any less ... / annoying /. the ajin walked the streets of japan, getting a few whispers and looks of disdain cast his way (whichever were out — it was nearly midnight),  that he scared away with his own red-eyed, furious glare. most people these days knew of his status of something not human, thanks to the government and their oh so / intelligent / idea of blasting his face all over the news when he’d been outed as an immortal, something he was still facing the consequences for. he could feel a pair of eyes on his back and his eyebrow twitched with annoyance. eventually the feeling got bad enough that he turned abruptly on his heel, looking absolutely annoyed.
          
          “what the hell are you following me for?” he said sharply, fingers curling into fists at his sides as he stared at the stranger before him, thin eyebrows narrowed downward. “could you mind your business?”

skilledbroker

@IMMORTALICS /*   yeahhh <3 i don't blame nagai and he def wouldn't be the first to hate him for doing crap like that lmao cx
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russianrpk

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@skilledbroker | ;; jesus kei would literally hate him when he finds out lmao. “stupid orihara and his stupid murder humans what the fuck is his problem” or smthn. hilarious 
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skilledbroker

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@IMMORTALICS /*   izaya is the kind of asshole who'd send people after nagai to watch them try to kill him or kill him.. since he'd never do it himself lol :') 
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deadlygame

you're one messed up guy . i have a feeling we're gonna get along just fine . 

skilledbroker

@deadlygame 
            
            Oh?  So you saw that,  then?  *  the informant gave a low laugh,  pocketing his hands.  *  Fair enough,  then ~  I can't say you're exactly wrong.  I do love to mess with humans,  after all.  You say we might get along..  does that mean /you're/ "messed up",  too?
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deadlygame

@skilledbroker
            'course - why would i lie about somethin' like that ? you like messing with thing's , people's lives , from the shadows . what you just did is proof of that . 
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skilledbroker

@deadlygame 
            
            Oh /really/?  And what exactly do you mean when you say I'm "messed up"?  
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intellac

i   suppose   you’re   izaya   orihara?

intellac

[   the   overwhelming   feeling   of   crying   out   loud   was   too   much.   she   couldn’t   even   reply   because   of   the   harsh   lump   in   her   throat.   ]
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skilledbroker

@1upGORL 
            
            Ah...  *  the man stepped back a few more inches then shoved his hands down into the pockets of his jacket.  *  I upset you,  didn't I?  I'm sorry about that.  Who am I to talk?  I'm sure you /love/ your parents despite their rocky past,  like the good daughter you are. 
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intellac

you   don’t   have   the   right   to   meddle   with   /  my  /   privacy.    my   fathers   may   have   been   involved   in   that   wretched   organization,   but—     [   upon   remembering   the   smiles   of   her   beloved   parents,   she   broke   down   &   fell   on   her   knees.   ]
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hellviper_blood

Is this seat still taken?

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@skilledbroker | *he got up and followed the other, skipping a little and humming to himself*
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skilledbroker

@HERETICBLOODS
            
            It isn't too far.  *  the man shrugged,  starting back towards the door that leads inside the building.  *
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hellviper_blood

@skilledbroker | I have no idea where I'm going so I'll have to follow you
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