//I'm 147 pounds of pale skin and fragile bone, okay? Sarcasm is my only defence//

~~pfp is me~~

Hi, I like to be called Ariel, but if you play your cards right, you can call me any time ;)

~I'm super fucking awkward and I curse a lot so be fucking ready...fuck. And be ready for a lot of fucking puns.~

Female❤I seem gay but I'm bi, I'm also 20.
Harry Potter is my religion.

The McCall Pack is my family.
Hawkins, Indiana is my happy place.
Hogwarts is my home.

Skype: tropicalxobrien
Snapchat: sunnyhoneybunni
Instagram: kiraa.alamode

Don't be afraid to DM me...like seriously I need friends. Just be warned I'm sarcastic as fuck so please try not to take it personally?

I hate adulting. I'm in love with pizza.
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"Hey, it's called tact you fuckrag."
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"Remember kid: heroes get remembered, but legends never die. You follow your heart, you can never go wrong."
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"I borrowed it."
"Stole it?"
"Temporarily misappropriated."
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"Personally I'm a big fan of ignoring the problem until it goes away."
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"Hang loose mother goose, no need to get your wand in a knot."
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"Now, if you two don't mind, I'm going to bed before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed. Or worse, expelled."
"She NEEDS to sort out her priorities."
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"THAT'S MY GIRLFRIEND YOU NUMPTIES!"
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"Feels strange to be going home, doesn't it?"
"I'm not going home...not really."
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"Unrequited love's a bitch isn't it?"
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"You're real!!"
"Haha yeah! I have legs, I can walk...It's weird."
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(I guess) Fun Facts:
~I like calling people "mate" even though I'm from America and people don't generally say it here.
~I have this strange addiction of giving zero fucks, its weird.
~I curse a lot, if you're offended, sorry but I'm not going to change myself for you.
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  • JoinedMay 5, 2015




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