OKAY HERE'S THE JIST:

-I'm a piece of shiat but am okay with it. (in some ways)

-I will ALWAYS attempt to help you morally, mentally, or anything else. Just send a message and your wish will (hopefully!!!) be granted.

- I NEVER update but when I do, it's either snazzy or crap.

- I do use cuss words, so reader discretion advised.

- Also, in my profile picture is my old band teacher's nose, and the header is my school's bathroom during a power outage (don't ask how hard/terrifying it was to pee in there).