nestle pure life: doesn't taste like their chocolate milk at all.  3/10.

dasani: tastes like pool water mingled with my tears. 5/10.

aquafina: dry and salty. not satisfactory. 2/10

perrier: water equivalent of a French concierge telling me to aller à hell. 6.66/10

voss: tastes like the expensive memories of a millionaire's childhood. 11/10

smart water: didn't help my precalc grade. misleading. tastes just okay. 1/10.

 figi: actually thought I was on an island. sad when I finished the bottle. 9/10

evian: the memory of creepy babies in that one commercial is too potent. 3.4/10

arrowhead: classic, yet simple. 6/10

box water: tastes like inexpensive sandpaper, not even the high quality stuff. also this was the water used to waterboard me. -6/10

topo chico: bubbles were absolutely suprising. honestly, exquisite. very refreshing after a long night of intermittent sitting and running. 8/10