today, i
-dropped my phone in a toilet at a church event, said intelligently, 'it's fine, it's at a church' to which my mom replied from the next stall 'IT'S NOT HOLY TOILET WATER, JUNE!'
-went to confession, had my priest ask me if i brought my math homework. (i did.)
-called my little sister 'charles' on accident. i do not know a charles.