spoidahmahn

when your fam religious (god isn’t real but he still punishes me) so your only rebellion is to eat meat on a day you’re not supposed to 

spoidahmahn

I have been informed by a grown adult man (bald), “unless you’re going to be a nun, you should rethink some things,” when I expressed my discomfort with the idea of having children. I replied that I already had a child (my sister) (i raise her more than he does). My face was aflame, and my mother made no defense for me. Get me out of this place, I—

liquidlyn

this is so real but the distinction of pointing him out as bald is frying me
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spoidahmahn

chat im actually screwed i have a crush on a girl with heterochromia who plays trumpet 

spoidahmahn

@bluebellbouquets  I have no faith but she’s lovely 
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spoidahmahn

me: *daydreaming about taking my future girlfriend up to the swimming holes around my grandma’s house and driving her around in the mountains*
          
          my dad: “yeah, eventually you’ll have a friend or boyfriend you’ll want to fool around with up there”
          
          me:

bluebellbouquets

@spoidahmahn the inclusion of friend is taking me out
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spoidahmahn

♱ ⊹ ࣪↺  ,,  “lacy, oh lacy;”  except lacy is one of your best friends and is one of the kindest souls to ever exist and loves you, so your hidden envy feels like a dripping rotten fruit, like mud on a wedding dress.  and you love her dearly, the worst part, so your own thoughts appall you.  

spoidahmahn

 ♱ ⊹ ࣪↺  ,,  i know fluctuating weight is normal but it’s really hard to accept. it’s only three pounds but idk how to be chill since that cutesy little diet a few years ago 

spoidahmahn

@bluebellbouquets  it’s ok ml. thank you <33
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bluebellbouquets

@spoidahmahn no worries angel <3 and i’m so sorry about that, that sounds so awful :((
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spoidahmahn

@bluebellbouquets  sorry for the unsolicited vent lol
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spoidahmahn

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♱ ⊹ ࣪↺  ,,  i need some dark sapphic fic recs. bonus points for vampires, cults, or other strange weird shit.  pretty please <3

poesangel

@spoidahmahn okay and what if made one 
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-bluevalentine

@spoidahmahn nah nah it's funner when u don't know the show
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spoidahmahn

@-bluevalentine  ࿔  i should probably watch it first lol but ok!! <3
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spoidahmahn

♱ ⊹ ࣪ ↺  ,,  all i know is that if i get married it is not going to be an ungrateful infantile mama’s boy who blows up over tiny things and says “it was just a joke.”

VonConstance

@spoidahmahn REALL I DONT LIKE IT WHEN BOYS (THE MALE RACE CANNOT ALL BE CALLED MEN UNTIL THEY ACT LIKE IT) ARE SO DEPENDENT ON THEIR MOMS AND ALWAYS GET AWAY WITH THINGS BIG OR SMALL
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spoidahmahn

@bluebellbouquets  ּ    LOL. I want that to be a possibility for me but it’s hard to allow myself to consider that, what with my family 
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bluebellbouquets

@spoidahmahn resisting the urge to say “cause i’ll marry a woman #stayyuripilled”…be proud of me
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