"She can conquer the world cuz her name is PAY-TON!"

Yes, yes that is my theme song, and yes, yes, I did come up with that myself. OK, one more question. Yes, yes it does go to music that I also came up with myself. I know, theme songs are only for the famous. Clearly, I must be quite something. Oh, you haven't heard of me? I forgot to tell you.....I am a Time Lord. You see, being a great inspiration as a famous person is fixed in my timeline. We'll get to it.

ANYWAY! If you don't already do so, you should totally check out my incomplete books. They're incomplete because I have no internal motivation (hence why I still have a million pounds to lose for my new years resolution- of ten years). That is why I need you (Yes you!- GASP!) to either begin reading and vommenting or if you have already been introduced to WONDAHLAND (my mind-so sorry about that) It would be great to have some proof of that.... 

SO you could keep reading, thus leading you to encourage others to do so, and comment so I know that the views I see are not just mine from checking up on the progress of my stories so often (forever alone). ALSO you could veto.... I mean vote (same dif) so that I know For A Fact! that you approve of the madness that spews from my brain and drenches the internet with my (not so much) creative fluids.

You konw what sucks about editing my own stroies, I didn't even notice that some of those words are completely spelled wrong in my fingers' rush to finish typing and rest. Did you?

Thank you LONDON! (One dayyyyy- and cue contact commercial song and inspiring clip montage of my journey to the top- oh yesPr