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@evillgenius 
            
            /  *PLANKYYYY <333 

@krustyfrycook 
            
            /  AAAAA  I’M  SO  GLAD  YA  LIKE  IT  UR  PFP  IS  SO  CUTE  AND  I  THOUGHT  CHOOSING  A  SILLY  ONE  FOR  THIS  ACC  WOULD  BE  PERFECT 

LOVE **

mr  .   krabs  promoted  me  to  co  -  cashier  .ᐟ   ›   he  hopped  into  the  boat  beside  his  coworker    ‹   ooo  —   what  does  this  button  do  .ᐣ   ›   he  pressed  it  before  waiting   ,,   and  then  the  register  popped  open   ,,   bonking  the  other  on  the  head   ‹

@krustyfrycook |
            
            ‎‏༉ㅤㅤㅤㅤ࣫.         yeah   yeah   that   sounds   ɢʀᴇᴀᴛ   I’m   sure   you’ll—-    waitㅤ、 what   did   you   just   say?  ﹙*not  having  paid  attention  to  a  word  until  the  end  he  shot  up  from  his  once  slouched 、favorite  napping  position  which  consisted  of  using  the  cashier  as  a  headrest-﹚࿐

*muse  is  49  years  old、born  in  October  9th  1976  and  works  at  the  Krusty  Krab  as  a  cashier.  he  strives  to  be  an  artist  through  forms  of  art  such  as  music  or  painting.  better  known  for  being  introverted、grumpy、sarcastic、unenthusiastically  realistic、a  bit  cocky  and  incredibly  shrewd  at  times  he’s  also  a  recluse.  preferring  to  spend  his  days  in  his  home  reading、playing  the  clarinet、painting、and  normally  tries  to  avoid  his  neighbors  as  much  as  possible.

*independent  portrayal  &  free  interpretation  of  Squidward  Tentacles  from  Spongebob  Squarepants.  acc  will  be  somewhat  canon  divergent  &  heavy  w/  headcanons.  3rd  person  writing、semi—lit、literate  &  crack  writing  ahead  so  crossovers  are  more  than  welcome!  (this  acc  is  minor  friendly  so  pls  try  not  to  be  inappropriate-)