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this person is currently dealing with personal issues and won't be active once again. very sorry for this news. -stanningspam's mod

ahahahaha so uhh fun fact:
          i forgot this account existed because
          i gained new hyperfixtions!!!! :O :O :O :O /srs
          but im back to my eddsworld roots and imma be writing more!!
          which means total rebrand to this acc and better writing!! :D
          if you wanna ask about my new hyperfixations comment in one of my books??? /gen
          other than that
          I'M BACK AND BETTER BAY BEEEEEE

Hi :3

HAPPY BIRTHDAY EDDIE BOI! We're doing our best to keep your world spinning! *sips cola*

Hi, I just stumbled across your account and I swear- I saw a comment you made awhile ago.

agh i'm ded but still alive? idk imma be at work sooooon but idk when so UH-

MATT HAS RETURNED, I BET MANY EDDHEADS KNOW BUT ME AND @GayCultLeaderLedezma
          ARE/HAVE STARTED APPRECIATEMATT CULT BECAUSE HE NEEDS LOVE FROM EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENED TO HIM

The sky bish u dumb

If you were killed, I wouldn't be at your funeral.
          
          I'd be in jail for killing the person who killed you.
          
          We ride together, we die together.
          
          Send this to everybody you care about, including me, if you care.
          
          See how many times you get this.
          
          I want you to know you are an amazing friend, til death and forever.
          
          If I don't get this back, I understand
          
          But I have a game for you.
          
          Once you read this letter,
          
          you must send this to 15 people,
          
          including me.
          
          If you get at least three back, your are loved.
          
          Nobody knows how important something is, untill they lose it.
          
          Tonight, (right at 12:00pm) the person you love will realize they love you.
          
          Then, at 1:00pm to 2:00pm, be ready for the shock of your life!
          
          If you break this chain, you will have bad luck.
          
          With love, send this to 15
          If you don't, you will turn ugly in one year.
          
          A friend told me to do this, so I passed it on.
          
          Tomorrow, two boys/girls will ask if they can have your number.
          
          Send this to 15 nice, people or bad luck starts for a whole year.
          
          This is not fake.
          
          Apparently, if you copy and paste this, you will have the best day of your life tomorrow!
          
          Good luck!

Mannnnnnn y u so awesomeeeeee?!?!?!?!??!