i don't know how i ended up here. i could've been something yknow? a doctor maybe, an engineer. i had promise! i had the gusto! but noooo. i wanted to be an artist. an actor maybe. i could've entertained thousands, maybe even millions. no. no no no. here i am. my daddy always told me to follow my heart but i ain't got no heart to follow. because to peruse art you've got to basically sell your soul. it's not  like anyone wants to buy it though. not in this economy. i didn't even ask to be born. i can't believe some sperm won a teeny tiny little race and now i have to pay taxes! outrageous! i shoulda moved to the city, started making big hot shot bots cots. like they there tikky tokkers with their booty shakin and their fanny flappin. no wonder the economy is going down the drain! it's because of those darn kids! no, no. not the kids. it's because of tony. ohhhh tony. if you're still out there my brotha hubba bubba dubba subba from anotha motha, just know i'm coming for you. i could've been something if it weren't for you. i knew mom liked you more than me my man, but who can dan the man can stand if he ain't got no land? anyways. i'm coming for that sweet ass tony. that sweet sweet ass. because if mom didn't love you more maybe she'd have kept me instead of putting me in a dumpster. are you seriously still reading this shit? oh my god. if she hadn't put you in a dumpster. wait no. she put me in a dumpster! see tony! you even ruined my mental state. it's all your fault. i
could've been making big shots tony. biiig big moves. you ever heard of obama? no? youve only heard of his last name! oh my god tony how could you! the space time continuum! it's broken! it's absolutely torn into shreds! how could you tony! tony i just wanted to tell
you, before we both die! i love you brother. tell suzy cakes i'll be home for dinna. the multiverse ain't got sh