andrea russett is my mom
sammy wilk is my dad
shawn mendes is my husband 
kian lawley is my side hoe 
sam pottorff is my friend with benefits 
matthew espinosa is my ride or die 
jack gilinsky my bad ass
conner franta is my bestie
cameron dallas is well...cameron fucking dallas 
& in another universe 
caroline forbes is my mom
klaus mikaelson is my dad
damon salvatore is my husband 
kol mikaelson is my side hoe
elijah mikaelson is my friend with benefits 
hayley marshall is my ride or die
bonnie bennett is my bad ass
davina claire is my bestie 
stefan salvatore is well...stefan fucking salvatore