str4wb3rry_f3ilds

Goodnight 
          	
          	Honk mimimimiiii honk shoooo

urfavharrington_

HIIIIIII BABYYY

str4wb3rry_f3ilds

@urfavharrington_ NOOOO IM FULL
            
            I CANT EAT ANYMORE BUT ILL MAKE SURE TO EAT BREAKFAST TOMORROW 
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urfavharrington_

@str4wb3rry_f3ilds OK THAT'S GOOD BUT EAT MORE
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str4wb3rry_f3ilds

You might like thick thighs but im having a proper crisis over whether I'd get them removed somehow if I had the chance 
          
          You may think its all fun and games until you burn yourself during summer from sitting on a bench or get rashes from them rubbing
          
          Any other season sucks too bc wdym you can hear the "plop" whenever I sit down? 

str4wb3rry_f3ilds

@xnotabaldyx it was a miracle I actually got along with them 
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xnotabaldyx

@str4wb3rry_f3ilds damn, Im just tired  dealing with my two neices (one is 1 and the other is 3) for 5 days
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str4wb3rry_f3ilds

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Yes John it has in fact been a Hard Day('s Night)
          
          I can tell you about how that song was named BTW
          
          Anywayssss
          
          I have been working like a dog
          
          And yeah I need someone to hold me tight (tight yeah)
          
          God I fucking love these guitar solos

str4wb3rry_f3ilds

@str4wb3rry_f3ilds John my jealous king ily
            
            I'm a jealous ho too you big chud
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str4wb3rry_f3ilds

Baby name ideas and why:
          Michelle- Beatles song ref & for Mads Mikkelsen 
          Rita- Beatles song ref
          Martha - Paul's old dog & Beatles song ref
          Pam- Beatles song ref
          Richard - Beatles ref
          Brian - Beatles ref +rip gay icon
          Paula - Beatles ref
          Martin - Beatles ref
          Leon - for Leonard Nimoy 
          William - for William Shatner
          Bruce - for Bruce Willis
          
          
          Everything i do is a reference 

str4wb3rry_f3ilds

Fuckass bitches who hate me and arent real ones don't realize that the lyrics are actually
          "I can't hide, I can't hide, I get high"
          And those same fuckass bitches won't listen to me rant while crying about the Beatles.
          
          Its my best coping mechanism, just let me tell you the story of "The Thing" or the Forgotten Weekend where Brian and John might have had gay sex

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you good ?