Um, so, I'm just an awkward piece of crap who's actually really funny sometimes.
"I act like an unapproachable asshole just so I can avoid making conversation." - Dan Howell.
But if you are genuinely interested in me then you must know that I have an unhealthy obsession with reading, WiFi, eating, Winnie and Black Veil Brides.
My tumblr is : swiggityswoner-ihaveaboner and I strongly suggest you follow me.
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I've been so inactive, but I have heaps of story ideas - horror, action, thriller, Sci-fi, the lot! So after my exams (which are in a couple of weeks) I can promise the start of a book called Daughte...View all Conversations
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(This was my first book and hella crappy. When I tried to rewrite it, it didn't work so it's still the terri...
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