suckmycrustytoenails

i came here to tell you that your username made me physically cry laughing the notification caught me so off guard i’m dead

@Suckmytoenails
          hi! thank you for following me, i hope you enjoy my story!
          -IM SORRY BUT YOUR USERNAME HAD ME LAUGHING SO HARD

Just came here to ask what the living hell is your username lmfaoo

OH MY GOD I JUST NOTICED YOUR USERNAME IM CRYINGGG