Dumb Bitch

hear me out 
          
          kazuha x anyone where he’s the top
          kazuha=big dick energy 
          
          he fucks them senseless while whispering poetry or some pretty ass saying in you ear.
          
          i got this from beidou saying “he rarely speaks but then he does flower come out instead of words”

I have no where else to say this since like on all my social media’s my family members follow me so I’m sharing it here
          
          I found out was sex was when I was like 4 and my parents found out and I had the birds and bees talk at FUCKING 4!!!!
          
          Oh and it gets worse I thought if you take it from the front you will get pregnant like automatically but from the back it’s fine but in a way I was right. 
          
          Then in like 5th grade when they do that thing for like stds and whatever it was really awkward because I’ve know for like 6 or 7 years at that point.
          
          And now I read smut with a straight face in from of my parents and they don’t question it.
          They find it sus when I’m a blushing mess and making hella weird noises reading fluff so once my mom asked to see so since it wasn’t smut I showed her and she went “aww that’s actually really cute I thought you reading like porn or something” but the chapter was like the most detailed smut.
          
          I’m so sorry to you random Wattpad reader that you just read that. 
          
          

I just went to sneeze and fucking coughed idk why

My neighbors children are screeching, yelling and howling like a fucking dog they won’t stop and it’s so annoying 

Holy shit I just realized that my location said “Kenna’s Room( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)” and not “Kenma’s room( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)” and to add salt into the wound I have a friend named Kenna  I wanna die of embarrassment ✊

So I just thought of the weirdest Iida head cannon...
          
          You and Iida are dating and yes you have done the nasty and sometimes when you’re changing the other girls/ boys will notice these weird red marks on your body. Some on your chest, back, stomach, and even your inner thighs. The red marks are very thin rectangles normally only lasting a day and a half.
          
          When you finally notice the marks yourself you realize that while girls or bottoms in general have a habit of scratching, your boyfriend will do his adorable hand motions when he is about to cum, leaving those marks. 
          
          ‘I guess he doesn’t realize how hard he can hit’ you think while looking at your back with about 6 marks.

Your story? Pretty great. You should keep up the great work! 

whats up, how is your day