Welcome to my page! 



I’m an 18 year old guy living in NY. I write when I could, and as I write I will post the better stories here. There is only posted here now, but i am working on other pieces. 



Aahahahaha. Thanks for the pvt messages I guess, but to stop the rest of you: no. I’m definitely not gay. 

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Peter: Hello everybody this is MonteCore. He's my lion. I have a lion now. 

Lois: Peter what the hell? 

Peter: You know I went to the zoo last week and asked if I could do it, and they told me to scram? Went to the zoo this morning with a shotgun and now I have a lion. 

Brian: Does it bite? 

Peter: Of course it bites, it’s a lion

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