theo !

new chapter within the next week or so. if not then shoot me dead as per usual idk

new phone who dis

it’s july and i haven’t posted a chapter in months. maybe soon. probably not

someone named “69ing_gorilla” just commented on my fic

*cracks my toe knuckles* new chapter tmrw when i get up if i’m lying you all have permission to shoot me dead not kidding 

i lied about weekly chapter releases i have to write action in this one and i suck at it it’ll be out by the end of the month .. hopefully

NEW CHAPTER!!!! it’s ok i hope plz read it

hi chat i rewrote one of the chapters plzzzz go read it’s fire

hi guys i haven’t forgotten to write i just don’t wanna *twirls my bush* sorryyyyy >.<

new chapter. cumming soon. haha. see what i did there. foreshadowing or something. or foreskin. idk.