ᶤ ᵐᵃʸ ᵇᵉ ᵒᶰ ᵗʰᵉ ˢᶤᵈᵉ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᵃᶰᵍᵉˡˢ˒
ᵇᵘᵗ  ᵈᵒᶰ'ᵗ  ᵗʰᶤᶰᵏ  ᶠᵒʳ  ᵒᶰᵉ  ˢᴱᶜᴼᴺᴰ
ᵗʰᵃᵗ      ᶤ      ᵃᵐ     ᵒᶰᵉ    ᵒᶠ    ᵗʰᵉᵐˑ

the name is sherlock holmes, though
i trust you already knew that.

i happen to be a consulting detective - the only one in the world, mind you, i invented the job.

i can identify a software designer by his tie and an airline pilot by his left thumb, all through a process called the science of deduction. i suggest you search up my website sometime.