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Ha! Brilliant! Oh, very very clever! I love it when a criminal knows what he's doing. The cat was in the television! Fake screen. Brilliant.

Found. The Bruce-Partington plans. Please collect. The Pool. Midnight.

Raoul de Santos, the house-boy, botox.

Congratulations to Ian Monkford on his relocation to Colombia.

FOUND! Pair of trainers belonging to Carl Powers (1978-1989). Botulinim toxin still present. Apply 221b Baker St.

THE GAME IS ON!

Not sure I can be bothered with this anymore. You all seem to be far more interested in John's blog. Not one of you have read my analysis of tobacco ash so I've taken it down.