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YOU HAVE AN INTRUDER! Would you like them to invade your personal space?

> Yes

Intruder is now reading your bio

> OK whatever

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Error detected: Too much sexiness, please try again.

*tries again*

*System has crashed*

*screams* DAMMIT WHY YOU TOO SEXY

Facts about mwa:

* I ask the most stupid and random questions

* FOOD

* I'm random

* and weird

* guess you can call me dork

* because I am one

* my eyes are allergic to your sexiness, my lips are virgins and the rest of my body is off limits.

* I have no clue why I said that, I just thought of it while I was totally thinking of someone. its not even a fact about me... well it actually was. Technically, aha, but, oh hell, this isn't even a fact!

* random

* totally

* freaked out yet?

* no?

*fook you

Your tounge is the stongest part in your body. Wanna wrestle?

(•_•)  Don't cha wish
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(•_•) Your girlfriend was
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(•_•)/ Hot like me?
<)  )
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You wish, ruff ruff! ;D
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I'm on instapoop: @zorklet

⚠BEWARE THE PHYCO GIRL⚠

SHE IS NUTS
SHE IS KLUTZ
SHE IS EVERYTHING YOU WOULDNT WISH FOR

>Settings
>Options
>Face Display
>Mood Control
>Happy Mode

Are you sure you want to select Happy Mode?

>Yes

WELL SHACKLE ME UP AND SMEAR MY EARS WITH JAM WHERE ARE MY MANNERS?! HI IM JUNE O'RILEY NICE TO MEET YOU! DO PM ME I LOVE MAKING FRIENDS CUZ IM JUST AWESOME LIKE DAT ✌

Fact about mwa! again....

I'm single so piss off ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐

Name the last song you listened to and add "in my ass"

⚠ GRAND ANNOUNCEMENT
Ill be moving away to a beach so Ill be inactive due to fuck all internet. Peace out bitches ✌

IF I DO NOT FOLLOW BACK PLEASE SLAP ME (preferably on my ass ;) AND SCREAM 'OH BABY! BABY! BA-BA-BA BABY!'

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Labeled for being swaglicious