@tacocatanddnf

Yᴇᴀʜ, I'ᴍ ʜᴇʀᴇ ʜᴜᴍᴀɴs. Yᴏᴜ ᴍᴀʏ ɴᴏᴛ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴍᴇ, ʙᴜᴛ ʏᴏᴜ'ᴠᴇ ʙᴇᴇɴ ᴡᴀɪᴛɪɴɢ ғᴏʀ ᴍᴇ. Aɴᴅ I'ᴠᴇ ғɪɴᴀʟʟʏ ᴀʀʀɪᴠᴇᴅ. Yᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ sᴏ ʟᴜᴄᴋʏ.

ℍ𝔸ℍ𝔸ℍ𝔸 𝕐𝕆𝕌 ℍ𝔸𝕍𝔼 ℙℝ𝔼𝕊𝕊𝔼𝔻 𝕋ℍ𝕊 𝕊𝔼𝔼 𝕄𝕆ℝ𝔼 𝔹𝕌𝕋𝕋𝕆ℕ!!! 𝕐𝕆𝕌 𝕎𝕀𝕃𝕃 ℕ𝕆𝕎 𝕌ℕ𝔽𝕆ℝ𝕋𝕌ℕ𝔸𝕋𝔼𝕃𝕐 𝕊ℂℝ𝕆𝕃𝕃 𝕋ℝ𝕆𝕌𝔾ℍ 𝕋𝕆𝕆 𝕄𝕌ℂℍ 𝕀ℕ𝔽𝕆ℝ𝕄𝔸𝕋𝕀𝕆ℕ!!!

(ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴀᴍ ɪ ᴅᴏɪɴɢ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴍʏ ʟɪғᴇ)

(I'ᴍ ᴡᴇɪʀᴅ I ᴀʟʀᴇᴀᴅʏ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴛʜᴀᴛ. Nᴏ ɴᴇᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ɪɴғᴏʀᴍ ᴍᴇ)

Hᴇʏ ᴅɪᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴅᴏʟᴘʜɪɴs ᴄᴀɴ ᴀʟsᴏ ɢᴇᴛ ᴅᴇᴘʀᴇssᴇᴅ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴜs?

Aɴʏᴡᴀʏ ʜᴏᴡ ᴀʀᴇ ʏᴏᴜ?
(ɪɴsᴇʀᴛ ᴀɴsᴡᴇʀ ʜᴇʀᴇ)
Aʜ ᴛʜᴀᴛ's ʙᴀᴅ. Uɴғᴏʀᴛᴜɴᴀᴛᴇʟʏ ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴡᴀɴɴᴀ ʟɪsᴛᴇɴ ᴛᴏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴏᴍᴘʟᴀɪɴ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ʟɪғᴇ. I ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴍɪɴᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴄᴏᴍᴘʟᴀɪɴ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴇxᴀᴍᴘʟᴇ: I'ᴍ sʟᴇᴇᴘʏ.

Yᴏᴜ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ ᴀɴɴᴏʏᴇs ᴍᴇ?
Sᴇᴇ ɪɴ ᴇɴɢʟɪsʜ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴏʀᴅ "ᴇxᴀᴍᴘʟᴇ" ɪs ᴡʀɪᴛᴛᴇɴ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀɴ "A&" ʙᴜᴛ ɪɴ ғʀᴇɴᴄʜ ɪᴛ's ᴡʀɪᴛᴛᴇɴ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀɴ "E": ᴇxᴇᴍᴘʟᴇ. Aɴᴅ ᴛʜɪs ɪs sᴏᴏᴏᴏᴏ ᴀɴɴᴏʏɪɴɢ. Lɪᴋᴇ sᴇʀɪᴏᴜsʟʏ ᴇɴɢʟɪsʜ? Iғ ʏᴏᴜ ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ ᴡᴀɴᴛᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴄᴏᴘʏ ғʀᴇɴᴄʜ sᴏᴏᴏᴏᴏᴏ ᴍᴜᴄʜ, ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴄᴏᴘʏ ɪᴛ ᴄᴏᴍᴘʟᴇᴛʟʏ! Dᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴅᴏ ɪᴛ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴀ ᴛᴇsᴛ ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄʜᴀɴɢᴇ ᴏɴᴇ sᴍᴀʟʟ ᴛʜɪɴɢ sᴏ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛᴇᴀᴄʜᴇʀ ᴅᴏᴇsɴ'ᴛ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ ɪᴛ's ʏᴏᴜ! THERE IS NO TEACHER HERE. JUST WEIRD HUMANS.

(sᴏʀʀʏ ғᴏʀ ᴛʜᴀᴛ)

Aɴʏᴡᴀʏs...

Wʜᴀᴛ ᴇʟsᴇ sʜᴏᴜʟᴅ ɪ ᴡʀɪᴛᴇ?

She/they/he ??? Idk
I don't really care what you call me

I ᴀᴅᴏʀᴇ ᴄᴀᴛs. ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ

Tᴀᴄᴏs... A ʙɪᴛ ʟᴇss. Sᴛɪʟʟ ɢᴏᴏᴅ ᴛʜᴏ

Aɴᴅ ᴘᴀsᴛᴀ. I ʟᴏᴏᴏᴏᴏᴏᴏᴏᴏᴠᴇ ᴘᴀsᴛᴀ.
(ᴄᴀɴ'ᴛ ɢᴏ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ᴛʜᴀɴ ᴀ ᴡᴇᴇᴋ ᴡɪᴛʜᴏᴜᴛ ᴘᴀsᴛᴀ)
(sᴇʀɪᴏᴜsʟʏ ɪ sᴛᴀʀᴛ ᴛᴏ ʟᴏsᴇ ᴍʏ ᴍɪɴᴅ)
(ɪᴛ's sᴄᴀʀʏ)

(I'ᴍ sᴄᴀʀʏ)

(ɪ'ᴍ sᴜᴅᴅᴇɴʟʏ sᴄᴀʀᴇᴅ ᴏғ ᴍʏsᴇʟғ)

(ᴡᴀɪᴛ ᴀ ᴍɪɴᴜᴛᴇ ʟᴇᴛ ᴍᴇ ɢʀᴀʙ ᴀ ʙᴀɢ ᴏғ ᴄʜɪᴘs)

(ᴀᴄᴛᴜᴀʟʟʏ ɪ'ᴍ ᴛᴏ ʟᴀᴢʏ ᴛᴏ ɢᴇᴛ ᴜᴘ)

(ᴏʜ ᴡᴇʟʟ..)