I hate myself more than words can express.
I'm a pan-romantic asexual transboy.
I use "bro" and "dude" more than any other words, probably.
4 B-words to describe my interests: Books, Bands, Blankets, and Beds. (Shut up, ya fuckin' horny-ass garden gnome.)
Favorite Paradox:
This statement is false. (I'll leave you to think about it on your own.)
Best quote(s) right now:
"I have butchered millions on countless moons."
"I have great faith in fools. Self-confidence my friends call it."
If you want to know more, message me!
I do not own any pictures I use, unless stated otherwise.
- Up your ass
- JoinedMay 18, 2016
Sign up to join the largest storytelling community
or
tasty0kitsune0brains
Oct 12, 2020 07:37PM
I'd like to apologize for being so inactive the past two(ish?) years. It was unfair of me to just disappear without a word. If you care to know why, I'm posting an A/N on my fanfics, announcing that...View all Conversations
Stories by Ew
- 3 Published Stories
American Psycho (DISCONTINUED)
33
2
3
Pete Wentz is your typical hit man. He kills for a living, and doesn't care whether he gets caught or not. En...
#472 in hitman
See all rankings
Guns Blazing (DISCONTINUED, READ A...
93
4
2
Frank Iero, for all his life, was raised on the belief that no one could be trusted. He was raised to be viol...
#95 in suicidemention
See all rankings
Desperate Times, Desperate Minds
12
2
1
When vampires emerged from the shadows and took over in the year 2030, the human population began to steadily...
#268 in pridemonth
See all rankings