I hate myself more than words can express.
I'm a pan-romantic asexual transboy.
I use "bro" and "dude" more than any other words, probably.
4 B-words to describe my interests: Books, Bands, Blankets, and Beds. (Shut up, ya fuckin' horny-ass garden gnome.)
Favorite Paradox:
This statement is false. (I'll leave you to think about it on your own.)
Best quote(s) right now:
"I have butchered millions on countless moons."
"I have great faith in fools. Self-confidence my friends call it."
If you want to know more, message me!
I do not own any pictures I use, unless stated otherwise.
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- JoinedMay 18, 2016
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I'd like to apologize for being so inactive the past two(ish?) years. It was unfair of me to just disappear without a word. If you care to know why, I'm posting an A/N on my fanfics, announcing that...View all Conversations
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