
tbh_rxse
I need stupid pick up lines, so if anyone has some please consider sharing.

Iniquity_Cynthian
@Kayori_Bakugou I hope you know CPR, because you just took my breath away! So, aside from taking my breath away, what do you do for a living? I ought to complain to Spotify for you not being named this week’s hottest single. Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got ‘fine’ written all over you. Your eyes are like the ocean; I could swim in them all day When I look in your eyes, I see a very kind soul. Do you happen to have a Band-Aid? ‘Cause I scraped my knees falling for you I never believed in love at first sight, but that was before I saw you.
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Sahi_shoyo
@Kayori_Bakugou "if you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber" "If I were a cat, I'd spend all my nine lives with you" " You can't spell quarantine without u-r-a-q-t" "I'm getting diabetes because you are too sweet" I only remember these for now lol-
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