The Truest Wacko Bird™
Ted Cruz smut and other things
Marco Rubio is a twink
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At the End of the Senate Chamber
It was a filibuster of the ages, a champion 21 hour tirade for state's rights, and it failed. Ted knew the ri...
The Story of a Modern Christian
Ted Cruz fucks a bible and remembers the first time he ever did that back when he was a teenager, because, if...
4/20 Jeb Bush
The candidate who was blazed raw by his competitors seeks solace in an old friend.
