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To the small amount of followers I have, I have a different account.
          
          @thatbritishgangster

@thatbritishgangster I'm going to spam you with questions, broskie.

@CoolStoryJackSparrow You know I don't disappear; I'm just a ninja.
          Yeah, I stole your job.
          
          I'm making an ask for no apparent reason.

The way you disappear on my behind annoys me, Ashy.

I'm just going to steal your background if that's alright with you.
          :3

@thatbritishgangster lol I feel awesome now!
          
          Yup. it truly is :/

@kiss_me_shameless thanks.
          the british gangster salutes you.
          
          it is.

so I just felt like saying hi to the little britishgangster :P. your board seems lonely 

@CoolStoryJackSparrow Nope.
          Not even you.
          So don't ask. Or beg.

Will you ever give anyone that pillow pet, Ashy?
          
          -insert pout here-