hi, i'm cade
'99 liner, twenty-three
i write (sometimes)
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- JoinedApril 30, 2012
- website: shoveitwithninjas.tumblr.com
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Stories by cade
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Lollipops and Vodka Shots
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Phoenix's job is to protect her sweet, naive best friend from all things-including, but not limited to, bad h...
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raucous rants
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disclaimer: i wrote in this when i was 13 years old, so it will be unfunny, cringy, and outlandish. that's ju...