Winter

Its kinda sad that a cat has more followers than me

*slowly walks in to give catnips and bows* 

i hate cats but you’re okay

oh and finally
          
          * chucks catnip at your feet *

WAIT WHAT WINTER YOU WRITE BOOKS WHAT

my cat hates everyone + the outdoors how do you think he'd do in your army
          
          also
          you look like my other cat
          who is also a smol bean

WINTER YOU LITTLE DOG. GO AND APOLOGIZE TO YOUR OWNER NOW

Here's a truckload of catnip!
          BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP 
          *a huge dump truck full of catnip back up in the driveway and pours it all in a gigantic bowl the size of a giant kiddie pool.
          You're welcome.

@aleyix_ i know, i'm killing all the ladies

Here's your catnip! *virtually gives you catnip*