Icecream goblin

Please kindly update your books we’ve been anticipating them 

hummingbirds are the only animals that can fly backwards  now you know

Hey guys, I started this new collection of poems I write at random times. Check it out if you're interested, thanks!
          https://www.wattpad.com/story/168138232

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What do egos eat?
          Eggo waffles...
          
          Okay, bye

Turned 17 today

Funfact: Every odd number is spelled with an 'E'? 

Hello I read your story and I just want to say its amazing.Stories like your deserve to be more popular than those cliché plotless ones I wish you continue writing it and pleaaase Complete it!
          Cheers:)

The light is coming to give back everything the darkness stole

I was about to read the summary for 'Goldilocks and The British Accen' in my usual inner accent  but then I saw "NOTE : Read in a British accent"
          
          I cleared my throat, straightened my non-existent tie~
          
          I read the summary in such posh english it would put Queen Elizabeth's accent to shame.
          
          (Sorry I had to make it seem over dramatic♡)